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Monday, April 6, 2009

More Ponderisms

Thanks to my cousin Diane for sending along these ponderisms!

~Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
~Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
~Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
~Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
~Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
~Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
~If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
~Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
~Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?
~Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
~When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
~Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
~In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
~How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
~The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!!
~And remember- A day without sunshine is like... well... night.

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