After my rant in a previous post about the horrific radio station to which I am sentenced to listen, I thought I'd just start a little list. Well, actually I started two lists. The Most Horrible Christmas Songs On The Radio Of All Time, and Radio Christmas Songs I Actually Like. Well, guess which is the longest list??
B 98.5 Christmas Songs That Make My Ears Bleed
(These songs will be rated on the number of cotton balls needed to stop the bleeding)
~Sleigh Ride - The Carpenters OR Harry Connick Jr - 5 cotton balls
~Let It Snow - Harry Connick Jr OR Michael Buble - 5 cotton balls
~Baby It's Cold Outside Nick & Jessica - 5 cotton balls and a bottle of Pepto
~Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Sprinsteen OR Michael Jackson - 4 cotton balls
~Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time - Paul McCartney - 4 cotton balls
~Silent Night- Christina Aguelera - 5 cotton balls
~Little St. Nick - Beach Boys - 4 cotton balls
~Last Christmas - Wham! - 3 cotton balls
~Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree - Jessica Simpson - 5 cotton balls
And the Absolutely Worst Rendition Ever of a Christmas Song Cotton Ball Award goes to:
~Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Whitney Houston- The entire bag of cotton balls, three bottles of Pepto, and a IV dose of Dilantin for the seizure-like spasticity that overtakes me.
Agree? Disagree? Have songs of your own you'd like added to the list? Just leave a comment and I'll be happy to add your submissions to the list.
At least it’s Friday! Watch for the Radio Christmas Songs I Actually Like in a future post. Right now I’m off to find more cotton balls.